X-Message-Number: 10682
Date: Mon, 2 Nov 1998 16:42:20 -0800 (PST)
From: Doug Skrecky <>
Subject: (fwd) TQM from on high

Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns
From:  (Jason K. Schechner)

This was forwarded to me by a friend () who got it
from a friend of his ( (Gary Beckmann)) I thought
I'd share it with the rest of the world.  Anyone know the original
source?  Anyone?  Anyone?  Bueller?



God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage.  In order to
better serve your needs, He asks that you take a few moments to answer
the following questions.

Please keep in mind that your responses will be kept completely
confidential, and that you need not disclose your name or address
unless you prefer a direct response to comments or suggestions.
1. How did you find out about God?
        __ Newspaper                    __ Other Book
        __ Television                   __ Divine Inspiration
        __ Word of mouth                __ Near Death Experience 
        __ Bible                        __ Other
        __ Torah                             (specify): _____________
2. Are you currently using any other source of inspiration in addition 
to God?  Please check all that apply.
        __ Tarot                        __ Lottery
        __ Horoscope                    __ Television 
        __ Fortune cookies              __ Ann Landers 
        __ Self-help books              __ Sex
        __ Biorythms                    __ Alcohol or drugs
        __ Mantras                      __ Other: _____________________ 
        __ Insurance policies           __ None
3. God employs a limited degree of Divine Intervention to preserve the 
balanced level of felt presence and blind faith.  Which would you 
prefer (circle one)?
                a. More Divine Intervention
                b. Less Divine Intervention
                c. Current level of Divine Intervention is just right 
                d. Don't know
4. God also attempts to maintain a balanced level of disasters and 
miracles.  Please rate on a scale of 1 - 5 his handling of the 
following (1=unsatisfactory, 5=excellent):
        a. Disasters (flood, famine,
             earthquake, war)                 1   2   3   4   5
        b. Miracles (rescues, spontaneous
             remission of disease, sports
             upsets)                          1   2   3   4   5
5. Do you have any additional comments or suggestions for improving 
the quality of God's services?  (Attach an additional sheet if 
necessary):  _________________________________________________________ 

                             Thank you!

From the RHF archives as selected by Brad Templeton, Maddi Hausmann and
Jim Griffith.  This newsgroup posts former jokes from the newsgroup

Web users, you can read a random joke from the archives just by bookmarking 
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