X-Message-Number: 11075
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1999 19:43:51 -0800 (PST)
Subject: (im) Ponderables

From:  (George Lebovitz)
Newsgroups: alt.penpals.forty-plus-yrs,alt.society.boomers

I started out with nothing....I still have most of it.

When did my wild oats turn to prunes and All Bran?

I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.

Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.

It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging.

I tried to get a life once, but they were out of stock.

I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway through..

It was all so different before everything changed.

Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

I wish the buck stopped here. I could use a few...

Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back
seat cause kids.

It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden
stop at the end.

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

The only time the world beats a path to your door is if
you're in the bathroom.

If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on
my knees.

Lead me not into temptation.  (I can find the way myself).

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

It's not hard to meet expenses ... they're everywhere.
tg (the george)

			Everyone has a photographic memory.
			Some just don't have any film.

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