X-Message-Number: 11080
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1999 08:46:38 -0800 (PST)
From: Doug Skrecky <>
Subject: Bad News!

From:  (George Lebovitz)
Newsgroups: alt.penpals.forty-plus-yrs
     A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a 
     complete checkup.  Afterward the doctor comes out with the results.
     "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says.  "You're 
     dying and you don't have much time left."
     "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man.  "How long have I got?"
     "Ten," the doctor says sadly.
     "Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what?  Months?  Weeks?  What?"

Rate This Message: http://www.cryonet.org/cgi-bin/rate.cgi?msg=11080