X-Message-Number: 11080 Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1999 08:46:38 -0800 (PST) From: Doug Skrecky <> Subject: Bad News! From: (George Lebovitz) Newsgroups: alt.penpals.forty-plus-yrs A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying and you don't have much time left." "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?" "Ten," the doctor says sadly. "Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?" "Nine..." Rate This Message: http://www.cryonet.org/cgi-bin/rate.cgi?msg=11080