X-Message-Number: 11799
Date: Sat, 22 May 1999 10:34:31 -0700 (PDT)
From: Doug Skrecky <>
Subject: (fwd) Things we can learn from a Dog

Nothing to do with cryonics, but I figure a little humor never hurts,
while thinking about potentially grim topics.

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From: "Mr Funny Bone International" <>

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THINGS WE CAN LEARN FROM A DOG:

Never pass up an opportunity to go for a joy ride.

Allow the experience of fresh air & the wind in
your face to be pure ecstasy.

When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

When it is in your best interest, practice obedience.

Let others know when they have invaded your territory.

Take naps and stretch before rising.

Run, romp, and play daily.

Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.

Be loyal.

Never pretend to be something you are not.

If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.

When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit
close by and nuzzle them gently.

Thrive on attention and let people touch you.

Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.

On hot days, drink lots of water and lay under
a shady tree.

When you are happy, dance around and wag
your entire body.

No matter how often you are scolded, don't buy
into the guilt thing and pout.

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