X-Message-Number: 12598
Date: Tue, 19 Oct 1999 21:09:27 -0700 (PDT)
From: Doug Skrecky <>
Subject: feeling old?

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In case you weren't feeling old today, this will certainly change your
thinking..  Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts
together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of
that
year's incoming freshmen.  Here's this year's list:
1.  The people who are starting college this fall across the nation
were born in 1980.

2.  They have no meaningful recollection of the Reagan Era and did
not know he had ever been shot.

3.  They were prepubescent when the Persian Gulf War was waged.

  4.  Black Monday 1987 is as significant to them as the Great
       Depression.

5. There has been only one Pope. They can only really remember     one
president.

6.  They were 11 when the Soviet Union broke apart and do not
remember the Cold War.

  7.  They have never feared a nuclear war.  "The Day After" is a pill
  to  them, not a movie.

  8.  They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up, and
  Tiananmen Square means nothing to them.

  9.  Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

  10.  They never had a Polio shot, and likely do not know what it is.

11.  Bottle caps have not only always been screw off, but have
always been plastic.  They have no idea what a pull-top can looks
like.

12.  Atari pre-dates them, as do vinyl albums.

  13.  The expression "you sound like a broken record" means nothing to
  them.

  14.  They have never owned a record player.

  15.  They have likely never played Pac Man and have never heard of
Pong.

  16.  Star Wars look very fake to them, and the special effects are
  pathetic.

17.  There have always been red M&Ms, and blue ones are not new.
  What do you mean there used to be beige ones?

  18.  They may have heard of an 8-track, but chances are they
probably never have actually seen or heard one.

19.  The Compact Disc was introduced when they were 1 year old.

20.  As far as they know, stamps have always cost about 32 cents.

  21.  They have always had an answering machine.

  22.  Most have never seen a TV set with only 13 channels, nor have
they
  seen a black-and-white TV.

  23.  They have always had cable.

  24.  There have always been VCRs, but they have no idea what BETA is.

25.  They cannot fathom not having a remote control.

26.  They were born the year that Walkmen were introduced by Sony.

  27.  Roller-skating has always meant inline for them.

  28.  The Tonight Show has always been with Jay Leno.

29.  They have no idea when or why Jordache jeans were cool.

  30.  Popcorn has always been cooked in a microwave.

  31.  They have never seen Larry Bird play, and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is
a
  football player.

  32.  They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

  33.  The Vietnam War is as ancient history to them as WWI, WWII, or
even
  the Civil War.

  34.  They have no idea that Americans were ever held hostage in
Iran.

35.  They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.

  36.  They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.

37.  They never heard the terms: "Where's the beef?", "I'd walk a
  mile for a Camel," or "de plane, de plane!"

38.  They do not care who shot J.R. and have no idea who J.R. is.

  39.  The Titanic was found?  I thought we always knew where it was.

  40.  Michael Jackson has always been white.

  41.  Kansas, Chicago, Boston, America, and Alabama are places, not
  groups.

42.  McDonald's never came in styrofoam containers.

43.  There has always been MTV.

44. School desks had inkwells in them during the middle ages.

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