X-Message-Number: 13397 Date: Mon, 17 Mar 1980 12:13:54 From: "Henry R. Hirsch" <> Subject: Anti-Aging Pills for Sale You say you are not an immortalist. 100 years maximum is enough for you. You say 100 years should be enough for anyone, since the old should make room for the ever evolving young. When you get to be 99, will you still feel the same way? Let's not wait that long. Let's try an experiment right now to see whether you are an immortalist. I am chief biochemist for Phuture Pharmaceuticals of Philadelphia, a recent biotech startup firm. Our most promising product is Savalife, an anti-aging medication. We expect to make a good profit marketing Savalife Capsules for 25 cents apiece, retail price. Take one every day after breakfast, and you will stop aging. Take another after supper, and you will gradually grow younger. The only known side effect is a slight feeling of euphoria. The drug has completed all clinical trials and has FDA approval for safety and efficacy. If you would like to live on indefinitely in good health, you will buy our Savalife capsules. In that case, you, like most others, qualify as an immortalist. If you decline Savalife, you are not an immortalist. You are one of the relatively small group who see aging, inevitably accompanied by physical decline and death, as a good thing. Each to his own taste. Rate This Message: http://www.cryonet.org/cgi-bin/rate.cgi?msg=13397