X-Message-Number: 14251
Date: Sat, 5 Aug 2000 17:07:09 -0700 (PDT)
From: Scott Badger <>
Subject: Humor

A friend sent me a list of funnies and I found the
following amidst the group. Is it our Bob?

 "Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job,
and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or
girlfriend wants to leave you, they  should give you
two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and
 before they leave you, they should have to find you a
 --- Bob Ettinger

Since the message is titled humor, I may as well give
you this recent one.



 What a difference 30 years makes
 1970: Long Hair
 2000: Longing for hair
 1970: The perfect high
 2000: The perfect high yield mutual fund
 1970: Keg
 2000: EKG
 1970: Acid Rock
 2000: Acid Reflux
 1970: Moving to California because it's cool
 2000: Moving to California because it's warm
 1970: Growing pot
 2000: Growing pot belly
 1970: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your
 2000: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your
 1970: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth
 2000: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or
lizabeth Taylor
 1970: Seeds and stems
 2000: Roughage 

 1970: Popping pills, smoking joints
 2000: Popping joints

 1970: Our president's struggle with Fidel
 2000: Our president's struggle with fidelity

 1970: Paar
 2000: AARP

 1970: Killer weed
 2000: Weed killer

 1970: Hoping for a BMW
 2000: Hoping for a BM

 1970: The Grateful Dead
 2000: Dr. Kevorkian

 1970: Getting out to a new, hip joint
 2000: Getting a new hip joint

 1970: Rolling Stones
 2000: Kidney stones

 1970: Being called into the principal's office
 2000: Calling the principal's office

 1970: Screw the system!
 2000: Upgrade the system

 1970: Peace sign
 2000: Mercedes logo

 1970: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
 2000: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

 1970: Take acid
 2000: Take antacid

 1970: Passing the driver's test
 2000: Passing the vision test

 1970: Whatever
 2000: Depends

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