X-Message-Number: 16892
Date: Thu, 05 Jul 2001 14:31:58 -0700
From: Lee Corbin <>
Subject: Re: R-E-S-P-E-C-T

The Deathist Lurker Girl wrote fancifully about what would happen if
Trygve Bauge ever personally visited Kevin Brown.  The story ended
with these words:

>Brown (looking down in horror at his carpet):  "Mr. Bauge!
>You've tracked mud onto my new carpet."
>Bauge: "I don't know what you were thinking when you chose
>that light beige color!  A charcoal gray or taupe tweed would
>show the dirt less.  Is it Scotchgarded?  If not, it should be.
>I'll expect you to have that corrected soon."
>And...welllll.... I can stop here.  You get the idea.

Yes, but I want to know what happened next.  I can't wait for the
part where Trygve gets to Kevin's refrigerator.

If inspiration ever strikes again, know that your eager fans are
waiting for the next installment.

Lee Corbin

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