X-Message-Number: 17626 From: Date: Thu, 20 Sep 2001 07:30:14 -0400 Subject: Re: CryoNet #17616-- Somebody's Frozen Unfunded Mother Message #17616 rom: "Trygve Bauge" 19 Sep 2001 I have got a request from a Canadian cryonisist. His mother died earlier this Summer. She received a straight freeze a few hours after death and is presently stored in dry ice at a funeral home in Detroit. The Canadian cryonisist can not presently afford the USD 28,000 ++ that it costs to have his mother stored at C.I., but he might be able to afford an electrical freezer if he can find someone in the US that has a site where he can place such an electrical freezer. Thus he has three requests: 1. Is anyone (or a group of people) willing to lend him USD 20,000 to 25,000 so that he can place his mother at C.I.? (25 people lending USD 1,000 each, would be one way to spread the risk around?) He offers to pay back a total of USD 200 to 300 a month. or alternatingly: 2. does anyone have a site in the US, where he can place an electrical freezer with his mother? and 3. Is anyone willing to join him in buying an electrical freezer? =============================================== COMMENT: It was said in the Old West that it no kindness to hang a man slowly. Similarly, today we know that it is also no kindness to give poor people money for dry ice or electrical freezers for their dead mothers. Cryonics history teaches that this kind of thing hasn't worked in the past, and it's not likely to work in the future. It is money down a rat hole. Trygve Bauge should know better, but then Trygve needs some serious help himself in the practicality department. Here's scoop, I'm afraid: the situation in question merits neuroconversion, followed by liquid nitrogen storage. This kind of thing can be done privately for a few years, and indeed has saved more than one cryonicist until they could be transferred to an institution and eventually properly funded. We know it's a viable alternative because we know of unthawed cryonicists who made it into institutional storage that way, and would not have made it any other way. We also know of a lot of now-decayed and buried people who started out as somebody's large and private dry ice sink. For those who need the layman's picture: yes, I'm talking about the Chain-Saw Option, or something similar. It's been done in the past, and has worked. (Note: if you rent the chain-saw, don't forget to clean well before returning...) Use what money you have for a smaller dewer. You can pick up a 35 liter widemouth with a decent boiloff rate for less than $1,500. We hear these stories too much. Unfunded mothers are in a way like unwed mothers. I'm thinking we also need some kind of Facts of Life book for people who are going to call themselves "cryonicists." Like those old books about the birds and the bees for children, that started "Because your daddy loved your mommy very, very much..." Only the cryonics version would have chapters like "Entropy and You", "How Mother Nature and Father Time Nibble the Toes of Underfunded Cryonicists," and "Why Straightfreezing the Whole Bodies of Your Parents Just Leads to Further Problems Down the Road." As for cryonics companies: you could do your part by coming up with a lost-cost neuro option that allows for unprepped storage of prefrozen neuroconversions or brains for $15,000 or so (Alcor) for even less (CI). Basically, for the cost of perpetual storage, plus appropriate low initial service fee. Shame on you for not offering it in the past, considering how many of you yourselves have been there personally with your own parents. Perhaps the future will bring a change of heart? SBH Rate This Message: http://www.cryonet.org/cgi-bin/rate.cgi?msg=17626