X-Message-Number: 18850
Date: Fri, 22 Mar 2002 15:40:11 -0800
From: James Bryan Swayze <>
Subject: OFF TOPIC-- A little humor for you all
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Having three doctors and a few nurses and a few biologists in my family I often 
get things like the following joke in my email. I hope you all enjoy it as much 
as I did.


A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley, when he 
spotted a world-famous heart surgeon in his shop. The heart surgeon was waiting 
for the service manager to come take a look at his bike. The mechanic shouted 
across the garage, "Hey Doc can I ask you a question?"  The famous surgeon,

a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle.The 
mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at 
this engine. I also can open hearts, take valves out, fix'em, put in new parts 
and when I finish this will work just like a new one. So how come I get a

pittance and you get the really big money, when you and I are doing basically 
the same work?"

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic...

"Try doing it with the engine running!"

James
--
My website: http://www.geocities.com/~davidpascal/swayze/

A collection of photos of me and some of my artwork:
http://www.imagestation.com/album/?id=4292752723&code=2039335&mode=invite


A radio interview on Dr. J's ChangeSurfer Radio program with me and the father 
of cryonics Prof. Robert Ettinger, author of "The Prospect of Immortality":
http://www.radio4all.net/proginfo.php?id=3728


A religion I actually recommend: 
http://uk.geocities.com/venturist2001/index.html

A favorite quote:
From the point of ignition
To the final drive
The point of the journey
is not to arrive
--"Prime Mover" by RUSH from Hold Your Fire available here:


http://cdnow.com/cgi-bin/mserver/SID=1804486765/pagename=/RP/CDN/FIND/album.html/artistid=RUSH/itemid=408870

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