X-Message-Number: 20348 Date: Tue, 22 Oct 2002 20:59:36 -0700 From: "John Grigg" <> Subject: More bumper sticker ideas! Peter Merel wrote: Not certain if this has already been suggested, but how about: "Cryonics - Nothing Is Certain But Taxes." Also, from Matt Groening's 1998 "Jeff & Akbar's Cryonics Hut": "Cryonics - Where The Elite Beat The Heat & Avoid Having To Meet Saint Pete." "Cryonics - Free Parking With Validation. First 431 Years Free." "Cryonics - Yes We Have Party Ice!" (end) I have come up with some of my own... Ventureville: One foot squarely in the future of humanity! www.ventureville.com Ventureville: The ultimate futurist community Find out why! www.ventureville.com Creekside Preserve: Arizona's most beautiful lodge with cabins? Find out! www.creeksidepreserve.com Alcor: Ted Williams just may play again! www.alcor.org Cryonics: An educated person's gamble to extend life www.alcor.org Heaven can wait(just a little while longer) www.alcor.org The Pharoahs would have loved it www.alcor.org When your family means everything to you www.alcor.org I'm worth it www.alcor.org See the far future yourself! www.alcor.org New Year's Party 2099 A.D., here I come! www.alcor.org You be the judge! www.alcor.org or www.bigmortuarychain.com Affordable Immortality www.cryonicsinstitute.com When you really love your dog... www.alcor.org When you really love your cat... www.alcor.org I love my ferret this much! www.alcor.org When you really love your horse... [This would require BIG new dewars unless we did equine neuros!] www.alcor.org Don't like cryonics? Please call 1-800 Eat liquid nitrogen! Don't like cryonics? Please call 1-800 (Mike Darwin's number! ; ) Don't like cryonics? Fine, than we will just go on without you! I think some of these would prove very successful. But the "Don't like cryonics?" series was created strictly for laughs! I would dread to think the public reaction if cryonicists in fair numbers put such bumper stickers on their cars. But people just might be impressed by a display of attitude on our part. Maybe... Oh, I just happen to have one last bumper sticker idea! John Grigg Looking for a nice girl www.grigg.com lol! best wishes, John : ) ____________________________________________________________ Get 250 full-color business cards FREE right now! http://businesscards.lycos.com Rate This Message: http://www.cryonet.org/cgi-bin/rate.cgi?msg=20348