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Date: Tue, 6 May 2003 10:56:13 EDT
Subject: Loony Theory

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There is my theory, built from a form provided by Pat Flannery <
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MY LOONY THEORY IS THAT (100 words maximum):

We  experience the universe in a time window called life expectancy. This 
window is as a target, we start in the bull eye and must get on the border to 
a small exit door. If we miss the exit, we are at total loss and go to dust 
and gas. Now, the trick is that nobody and nothing tell us we are running 
such a game, there is nearly no clues about where is the exit and its form. 
Some false clues are at hand, they are called religions. Up to now there has 
only been loosers.
(97 words theory)

I DEVELOPED THIS THEORY BY (check one):
__ Listening to The Art Bell show.
__ Uncovering a Freemasonic plot.
__ Uncovering a Jewish plot.
__ Uncovering a Communist plot.
__ Uncovering a Government plot.
__ Uncovering a cemetery plot.
__ Remembering a Atlantian past life.
__ Forgetting to take my meds.
__ Playing with a short-wave radio.
__ Playing with a short WAVE nurse.
__ Playing with myself.
__ Listening to what God told me.
__ Listening to what Satan told me.
__ Listening to what somebody I can't reveal told me.
__ Listening to what I told myself, and in a different voice.
__ Studying NASA photos.
__ Studying cloud shapes.
__ Licking a toad.
__ Eating mushrooms.
__ Breathing nitrous oxide.
__ Touching the Cosmos.
__ Hearing the Music of The Spheres.
__ Tripping the light fantastic.
__ Smelling something awful.
_X All of the above.

MY PROOF FOR THIS THEORY IS (check one):
__ None of your damn business.
__ Available on the web...if you knew where to look.
__ Being suppressed by the government.
__ Obvious to all who are "In The Know".
__ As yet hidden from the eyes of men.
__ Not for your ears, mortal.
__ Available for only $49.99.
__ Going to be revealed after their landing occurs.
__ Too terrible to be revealed.
__ Kept in the doctor's files.
__ All of the above.
X_All of the above...and then some.

Yvan Bozzonetti.

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