X-Message-Number: 23380
From: "Paul Pagnato" <>
Subject: "Senior" Personal Ads
Date: Thu, 5 Feb 2004 14:21:36 -0800


"Senior" personal ads


Some "Senior" personal ads seen in Florida newspapers:
(Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?)

FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4"
(used to be 5'6"), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.
Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, and am 
looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot.  Dizziness, fainting, 
shortness of breath not a problem.

SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and 
meditation.  If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing 
aids out and enjoy quiet times.

WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated 
flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

BEATLES OR STONES?  I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on 
Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar.  If you were a groovy chick, 
or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.

MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.  If you can remember 
Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.

MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new 
parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.  Isn't in running condition, but 
walks well.


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