X-Message-Number: 23985
From: "Paul Pagnato" <>
Subject: 4 parachutes
Date: Sun, 25 Apr 2004 11:00:39 -0400

An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers on board, but
unfortunately only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger says, "I'm Shaquille O'Neill, the best NBA basketball
player. The Lakers need me, it would be unfair to them if I died". So he
takes the first parachute and jumps.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says, "I am the wife of the former
President of the United States. I am also the most dedicated woman in the
world, a Senator in New York and America's potential future President." She
takes one of the parachutes and jumps.

The third passenger, George W. Bush, says, " I am the President of the
United States of America. I have a huge responsibility in world politics.
And apart from that, I am the most intelligent President in the history of
the country and I have a responsibility to my people not to die." So he
takes a parachute and jumps.

The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a ten year old
schoolboy, "I am already old. I have already lived my life. As a good person
and a priest I will give you the last parachute".

The boy replies "No problem your popeness, there is also a parachute for
you. America's most intelligent President has taken my schoolbag..."

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