X-Message-Number: 25744
From: "Kelly Moy" <>
Subject: Born To Win
Date: Wed, 02 Mar 2005 05:49:42 +0000

Hi friends.  I want you to read my creative writing for fun.  I'm not weird 
or anything.  Also I think everyone should read the book Born To Win by 
Muriel James and Sex in Human Loving also by Muriel James.  It costs just 
$0.29 on amazon.  Ok everyone let's get all fuzzy like the 1970's the I'm OK 
You're OK kind of stuff.  Relax I'm using poetic license and wanted to share 
it with friends.
Kelly 858-357-5539


Born to Win offers PROZAC patients and alternative or supplemental guide to 
help them recover by looking at their own lives starting with early 
experiences in childhood and progressing through adolescence and adulthood.  
It believes that all children essentially and intuitively have a sense of 
how the world is organized and that others try to _____.  It is a daunting 
task to disagree with established medicine.  It feels like a bad idea to 
contradict and expose a multi-billion dollar industry.  It is more than just 
stepping on some toes.  I really apologize, see I have this assignment for 
PSYCH 104 and I just have to pass this class so that I can hook up with this 
hot guy I met off the internet.  He is waiting for me to graduate.  He s an 
even bigger prankster than me and I love it.  I really think maybe Eli Lilly 
could come up with a drug that would make people feel like they re in love 
or make them irresistible to another person.  They d cure depression real 
quick.  There s an even bigger market for a love potion.  I d take it.   
Come on Eli Lilly just think about it, the stock price would soar!

This totally hot guy is making things interesting and making me desperate 
for the one person in my life that I have been looking for since I was a 
small child scanning the terrain everywhere I went, knowing that I d have to 
start looking early.  I am being literal here because that s exactly what 
I ve done and there have been no matches except this Zorro/golf cart guy who 
showed up on the internet who even had me BONED by 107.7 FM the BONE local 
radio station in San Francisco and gave me a hoot in the bushes of the VA 
hospital in the early AM hours and even showed up at my apartment on a golf 
cart at 3 AM.  I have reason to believe that he has a new tattoo and that he 
came into my apartment while I was shaving the chia pet in the tub and stole 
my lacy purple thong from Victoria s Secret then stole my marijuana bikini 
bottoms from the suburban and put someone else s thong in my car.  I m just 
glad the thong that belonged to someone else was clean.  And that underwear 
incident happened after I had a date w/ a Navy SEAL instructor who formerly 
taught BUD/S.

That is so hot.  I tried to have sex w/ the guy but he just couldn t excite 
me.  He went down on me just like any other white guy.  Very disappointing 
and he was boring.  I don t remember seeing a single book in his house but 
he was nice that is non-threatening.  He even threatened to call the police 
when I didn t want to leave.  So I said one of two things is going to 
happen.  Either you re going to look real cute when the police show up and 
you re a Navy SEAL and I am gone by then or I m going to be looking real 
cute when they walk in and I m bound and gagged.  It was a lot of fun.  And 
now I have bragging rights.  Yay!

So Zorro is a prankster.  Even on CAPE it has this Zorro guy on it - it says 
Professor and Course Evaluations making it safe for UCSD students. I don t 
care that it s unrelated.  I am going to buy Zorro posters and stick them 
around the house because it makes me happy.  No one in the history has ever 
experienced this because it is really bizarre and yet true.  I have met 
someone that I can share 100% of anything I want to talk about and that 
feels good.  But right now I have to graduate college.  So I have to say 
that Eli Lilly was not entirely forthcoming with its claim that PROZAC has 
helped 54 million people, the contrapositive is how many people have 
suffered worse at the hands of PROZAC.  Sorry don't mean to step on any 
toes.  I could be wrong.  Maybe PROZAC is great.  Maybe those people love 
PROZAC!  Do you want PROZAC or Eli Lilly's love potion?

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