X-Message-Number: 27035
From: "Beth Bailey" <>
Subject: Combatting Terrorism
Date: Wed, 14 Sep 2005 20:47:53 -0400


If you are lucky, your parents, significant other(s), and/or pets let you know 
how special and terrific you are. They send you off to your job with a hug, 
kiss, doggie morning breath, or that feline look of utter disdain that means 
your cat expects to see you back home, promptly at feeding time.


However, there are also evil people in the world, who, although they don't know 
you, they hate you passionately, with every fiber of their miserable being. They
are oppressed, and it is all your fault! As a result, they look forward to 
ensuring that you die a painful, horrible, excruciating, though widely televised
death.


They want to catch you unawares as you innocently pursue your activities of 
daily living, such as going to school (Beslan), going out to a disco (Bali), 
dining in restaurants (Israel), vacationing (Turkey), attending a play (Russia),
or going to work: (Manhattan, London, Madrid, Kenya, Oklahoma, etc.)


Cryonics? Forget about it. These terrorists are so mean, they don't want enough 
of your remains left over to fill an ice cube tray.


Remember, these terrorists are so mean, in 2001, several months before 9-11, 
they destroyed ancient statues of Buddha that may have been made as far back as 
the third century A.D.


Modern dating guides tell single women, "if you want to know how a man will 
treat you, observe how he treats other women." These terrorists are so mean, 
women are like, you know, seriously repressed. We're talking burkas, little if 
any education, inability to participate in the political system. Saudi women 
cannot drive or ride in the front seat of a car. But, as long as I can pay $3.50
a gallon for gas to fill my Hummer, it's all good. 

As Scooby Doo and Shaggy would say,"Yikes!" 

So, why did/do these evil-doers commit these atrocities? 
1. Because God commands them to:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,1072-1684970,00.html
http://www.usatoday.com/news/science/archaeology/2001-03-22-afghan-buddhas.htm
2. And because, no one is stopping them
http://www.jihadwatch.org/
http://afghanwomensmission.org/index.php


There is a slight bit of heavenly confusion though, because, I was channel 
surfing the other night and TBN or CBN had some gentleman on who reported that 
9-11 and Hurricane Katrina were clearly God's judgement on America. (So, thanks 
Planned Parenthood, ACLU, working mom's, and teachers who teach evolution 
instead of intelligent design, apparently you all pissed God off, and now we are
doomed.)


I have said it before and I will say it again: It breaks my heart that in the 
year 2005 humans remain as superstitious and eager to kill each other as when 
our ancestors first came down from the trees. I sometimes think that humans are 
still barbarians with only a very thin veneer of civilization.

I'll be hiding under my bed with my dust bunnies now...

Kind regards,
Beth Bailey

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