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Date: Wed, 31 Dec 2008 20:13:58 -0800 (PST)
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Subject: Excerpts from "2,548 Best Things Ever Said" by Robert Byrne
[One of these quotes is relevent to cryonics.
Try to guess which one.
Also try to spot the spelling error.
BTW: Happy New Year!]
I happened to catch my reflection the other day when I was polishing my
trophies, and gee, it's easy to see why women are nuts about me. Tom Ryan
Cogito ergo spud. I think, therfore I yam. Graffito
It was a blonde, a blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass
window. Raymond Chandler (1888 - 1959)
Nobody roots for Goliath. Wilt Chamberlain
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
I can't die until the government finds a safe place to bury my liver.
Phil Harris
Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Unknown
I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.
Chauncey Depew (1834 - 1928)
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. Variously ascribed
Gaiety is the most outstanding feature of the Soviet Union.
Joseph Stalin (1879 - 1953)
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. Voltaire (1694 - 1778)
No statue has ever been put up to a critic. Jean Sibelius (1865 - 1957.)
The dead actor requested in his will that his body be cremated and ten
percent of his ashes thrown in his agent's face. Unknown
You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.
Jim Samuels to a heckler
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve
people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. Norm Crosby
I matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
Darrin Weinberg
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up
the pillow was gone. Tommy Cooper
One hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong. Graffito
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled
through snow. Jeff Valdez
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded -
dead. Woody Allen
Everything you see I owe to spaghetti. Sophia Loren
One should forgive one's enemies, but not before they are hanged.
Heinrich Heine (1797 - 1856)
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
A. H. Weiler
When confronted with two evils, a man will always choose the prettier.
Unknown
The upper crust is a bunch of crumbs held together by dough.
Joseph A. Thomas (1906 - 1977)
I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water.
James "The Amazing" Randi
Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
If it weren't for Christmas
We'd all be Jewish - Benny Hill
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