X-Message-Number: 31874
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 2009 22:41:50 -0700 (PDT)
From: Phil Ossifur <>
Subject: Alcor's Skeleton Cryonics Program

Alcor sues to dig up skeleton and cryopreserve it....


http://www.network54.com/Forum/291677/message/1250310355/Alcor+Appeals+Richardson+Disinterment+Case

Ads we'd like to see-- 

Has your loved one been buried for many years? Would you like to see them 
reanimated someday? Call Alcor! We will disinter your loved ones skeleton, 
freeze it to prevent further deterioration, and then possibly reanimate the 
entire person from JUST THAT SKELETON!!!! It's like magic! Even Jesus could not 
do that with Lazarus. 

Here's a recently disinterred patient... Orville Martin Richardson


http://www.network54.com/Forum/291677/message/1250310355/Alcor+Appeals+Richardson+Disinterment+Case


No body is too badly decayed for Alcor to recover... ESPECIALLY if there is 
MONEY involved... We will stop at nothing to preserve what's left of you.... and
we will spend as much of regular member's money as we want-- like 
"philossifur's", to recover obviously hopeless cases... because we're INSANE!!!!
We really ARE!!! We're completley nuts!!! 


Our board is composed of the craziest people on the planet you'll ever meet. 
Please call us for more information.... 

http://www.alcor.org

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