X-Message-Number: 3850 Date: Tue, 14 Feb 95 17:40:32 From: (John de Rivaz) Subject: Humour on misc.invest.real-estate From: (SA Stephenson) Newsgroups: misc.invest.real-estate Subject: QUICKCASH yeilds Cryogenics Date: 13 Feb 1995 03:05:17 GMT Organization: Netcom Distribution: world In <3hma54$> (Brian Olive) writes: >Follow these instructions EXACTLY, and in 20 to 60 days you will have >received well over $50,000.00 cash, all yours. This program has >remained successful because of the honesty and integrity of the >participants. Please continue its success be carefully adhering to the >instructions. > >-1) Immediately mail $1.00 to the first 5 names listed below starting at number 1 through number 5. Attention alls ~ Plan alteration: Wire $10,000 to the Bill Clinton Legal Defense Fund You won't get $50,000, your reward will be infinitely more valuable. Yes, you will be granted a radioactive injection allowing James Carville (heads up a Clinton special contingency) to monitor your location by syncro-satellite at all times. The momment you die, cryogenic technicians will remove your head and cryogenically store your brain until such time that it may be implanted into a robotic body. In lieu of cryogenic brain syndrome, you may elect the Bill Murray *** "perfect-state of consciousness" option - so atleast you'll "have that going for you". *** the Bill Murray option is availible only to those who saw the movie Caddy-Shack. For further money wire instructions e-mail: $10, Please accept this plan alteration graciously, its been a hectic week at the whitehouse - we do have a nation to run you know. I found this item and I thought it may amuse or annoy accoding to your sense of humour. I took the opportunity to post a short lesson on cryonics. -- Sincerely, **************************************** * Publisher of Longevity Report * John de Rivaz * Fractal Report * * details on request * **************************************** **** What is the point of life if it ends in death? **** Rate This Message: http://www.cryonet.org/cgi-bin/rate.cgi?msg=3850