X-Message-Number: 3850
Date: Tue, 14 Feb 95 17:40:32
From:  (John de Rivaz)
Subject: Humour on misc.invest.real-estate

From:  (SA Stephenson)
Newsgroups: misc.invest.real-estate
Subject: QUICKCASH yeilds Cryogenics
Date: 13 Feb 1995 03:05:17 GMT
Organization: Netcom
Distribution: world

In <3hma54$>  (Brian 
Olive) writes: 

>Follow these instructions EXACTLY, and in 20 to 60 days you will have
>received well over $50,000.00 cash, all yours.  This program has 
>remained successful because of the honesty and integrity of the 
>participants. Please continue its success be carefully adhering to the 
>instructions.
>
>-1) Immediately mail $1.00 to the first 5 names listed below starting 
at number 1 through number 5.  

Attention alls ~ Plan alteration:

Wire $10,000 to the Bill Clinton Legal Defense Fund

You won't get $50,000, your reward will be infinitely more valuable.  
Yes, you will be granted a radioactive injection allowing James 
Carville (heads up a Clinton special contingency) to monitor your 
location by syncro-satellite at all times.  The momment you die, 
cryogenic technicians will remove your head and cryogenically store your 
brain until such time that it may be implanted into a robotic body.  In 
lieu of cryogenic brain syndrome, you may elect the Bill Murray *** 
"perfect-state of consciousness" option - so atleast you'll "have that 
going for you".  

***  the Bill Murray option is availible only to those who saw the movie 
Caddy-Shack.

For further money wire instructions e-mail:

	$10,

Please accept this plan alteration graciously, its been a hectic week at 
the whitehouse - we do have a nation to run you know.


I found this item and I thought it may amuse or annoy accoding to your 
sense of humour. I took the opportunity to post a short lesson on 
cryonics.


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