X-Message-Number: 4603
Date: 04 Jul 95 01:31:28 EDT
From: Mike Darwin <>
Subject: Recent Research Results

Well, it looks like Paul Wakfer and I were right.  There has just been 
completed a carefully controlled study funded by the U.S. Government which 
proves our long-held contention about computer users.  Without further ado, 
I reproduce the research conclusions forthwith:

"Student Writing: Can the Machine Maim the Message?" By Marcia Peoples
Halio. Academic Computing, January 1990.

"Dr. Halio is assistant director of the writing program of the English
Department of the University of Delaware. Freshman students all use word
processors and each student may choose either a Macintosh or IBM-PC
hardware. The professor looked at the work habits and grades of the
students on the basis of their choice of computer.

She found that the students who chose IBM-PC computers wrote at an average
grade level of 12.1 on the Kincaid Scale  (college level). This set of
students routinely picked essay subjects such as nuclear war, teenage
pregnancy and capital punishment. Average spelling errors were 4 per essay.


Students who picked Macintoshes wrote at a Kincaid Scale of 7.95 (eighth
grade). Macintosh students wrote simpler sentences, had weaker openings and
misspelled at a rate of 15 errors per essay. They routinely picked essay
topics such as movies / television, rock music and fast food.

She concludes that the Macintosh group were remarkably different than the
IBM-PC group in work habits, attention span and  seriousness of purpose.
She coined the moniker: "MacStudent to describe the latter group."

Of course, it goes without saying, I use a PC.  

It is obviously of critical importance that those of you trying to decide 
on cryonics service providers factor this into your decision making 
process.  Otherwise you might end up getting a MacFreeze, a 
MacCryopreservation or even (God forbid!) a MacSuspension.

Mike Darwin

"Mike Darwin: Not always right, but NEVER wrong."

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