X-Message-Number: 4880
Date: Sun, 17 Sep 1995 13:54:58 -0400 (EDT)
From: Ben Best <>
Subject: 9 Reasons Why God Never Received Tenure at a University

     I don't mean to use CryoNet frivolously, but things have been 
quiet here recently, and I could think of lots of CryoNetters who 
would enjoy the following:

      NINE REASONS WHY GOD NEVER RECEIVED TENURE AT A UNIVERSITY

1) He had only one major publication.

2) And it had no references.

3) And it was not published in a refereed journal.

4) He created the world, but what has He done since then?

5) The scientific community has not been able to replicate his results.

6) He never applied to an Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects.

7) When subjects did not behave as predicted, he punished them 
   or deleted them from his sample.

8) He rarely came to class: He just told students to read the Book.

9) He expelled his first two students for learning too much.


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