X-Message-Number: 9320
From: Olaf Henny <>
Subject: An Interlude on the Lighter Side
Date: Thu, 19 Mar 1998 13:34:21 -0800

Ladies an Gentlemen:

:)	:)	:)	:)	:)	(:	(:	(:	(:	(:	

The content below is _*clearly a spam*_ and off topic.  It is 
*NOT* an object lesson in creative put-downs for the purpose of 
use in discussions within this group.

For that reason I claim exclusive proprietorship and copyright of 
this material within this group and deny the right to anybody the 
use of the below quotations in whole or in part within this 
group, even though they are quite superior to most of the ad 
hominem attacks I read here.  :)

The British Military writes OFRs (officer fitness reports).  The 
form used for Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports is the S206.  
The following actual excerpts taken from people's "206s":

-  His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.

-  I would not breed from this Officer

-  This Officer is really not so much of a has been, but more of
   a definitely won't be.

-  When she opens her mouth, it seems, that this is only to 
   change whichever foot was previously in there.

-  He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his own 
   satisfaction.

-  He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.

-  Technically sound, but socially impossible.

-  This Officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope, - always 
   spinning at a frantic pace, but not really going anywhere.

-  This young lady has delusions of adequacy.

-  When he joined my ship. this Officer was something of a 
   granny; since then he has aged considerably.

-  Since my last report he has reached rock bottom and has 
   started to dig.

-  She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to 
   achieve them.

-  He has the wisdom of youth and the energy of old age.

-  In my opinion this pilot should not be authorized to fly below 
   250 feet.

-  Works well under constant supervision and cornered like a rat
   in a trap.

-  This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

-  Only occasionally wets himself under pressure.

Have a cheerful day,

Olaf

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