X-Message-Number: 8847
Date: Tue, 25 Nov 1997 22:37:58 -0800 (PST)
From: Doug Skrecky <>
Subject: cryonics survey
After becoming inspired by Thomas Donaldson's list of reasons why
people do not choose cryonics, I have decided to post the following
cryonics survey to a number of newsgroups. With a little luck some
information regarding the relative importance of various reasons why
cryonics is rejected by the general public would be obtained. If you have
any suggestions for improving this survey, please let me know. Also note
that the survey's macabre humour is intended to appeal to cryonics
disbelievers and enhance their response rate.
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Of those who pass away each year, only about 0.0000000000001% choose
to be frozen, instead of being fried in a hot oven, or becoming worm
food. I found this to be a rather curious state of affairs, and I am sure
there are many good reasons for virtually everyone electing the ashes to
ashes, or back to the earth routes, instead of becoming a corpsicle.
This is a curiosity driven survey designed to investigate the main
reasons why funeral homes get almost all of the meat of the death
business, while cryonics companies are picking over the bones, as it
were. I promise to post the results of the following survey on a regular
basis, while I continue to recieve completed forms. Below is the form to
be filled out. Just delete either the Y (Yes) or N (No), to indicate
whether you agree or disagree with a given reason, and email the results
to me at
Y N Actually I love the idea of becoming a corpsicle when I die.
(and I can hardly wait)
(If you answer Y to the above question, you do not need
to fill out the rest of the form.)
REASONS WHY I DO NOT CHOOSE CRYONICS
Y N 1. This is morbid and unpleasant. I don't want to think about
dieing, pervert.
Y N 2. Dieing only happens to others. I am too young to die.
Y N 3. I am not a masochist. One life is hard enough, why would I
want another?
Y N 4. Cryonics is a joke. Frozen hamburger is all you are going
to get. Why not fry it right away and get it over with?
Y N 5. Only humourless eccentrics consider cryonics. Why would I
want to join them, and lose all my warm hearted friends?
Y N 6. If cryonics did work, I'd be revived without a friend in
the world. No way, hoe-zay.
Y N 7. Spending all your money on your own death arrangements is
sinful. I'd rather give it to relatives, good causes, blow
it on drinking, etc, etc.
Y N 8. Although cryonics might work one day, the bozos running
current cryonics companies are so imcompetent that all
are doomed to a premature financial thaw out.
Y N 9. When I die I want to go to HEAVEN, not some frozen meat
locker.
Y N 10. Better dead than red. Corspicles will only be revived to
be someone's slave.
Y N 11. I hate pain. Getting gutted, pumped full of goop and then
frozen sounds even worse than a friday night bender.
Y N 12. Never given the matter any thought. (I think I'm happier
for it too.)
13. My other reasons are as follows: (10 gigabytes of storage here)
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